Woke up. Ate Breakfast. Brushed teeth. Showered. Changed. Arrive on time????
Let me explain.
I'm never late.
No, listen to me. I'M NEVER LATE.
Clearly I have no concept of time.
Maybe my a$ was pledged to hard or I just can't take it easy.
I don't know how to arrive on time or be late.
All I know is EARLY.
I strive to be late.
Why, you ask?
Because I'm always early, and slightly embarrassed. Showing up early makes me look dumb eager/anxious for no reason.
For instance,
I try to take the long way back and forth. Nope, that don't work.
I try to drive slower. Nope, that don't work.
I try to make pit stops. Nope, that don't work either.
I mean WTF.
Alas, the point....
I had an appointment for 9:50am in Brookline MA....I live in Boston, closer to Milton.
I left at 9:10.
You tell me how the hell I arrived at my destination at 9:30, with twenty minutes to spear???
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