Yeah, how about them Sequels...Yikes

Movie #3

I'm a fan of Donnie Darko. I thought that movie was executed wonderfully.

For those who may not know what Donnie Darko is about, let me put you on.

Donnie Darko tells the story of a boy who time travels to events that happen due to two reasons....

He's white, and you and I both now that $hit don't happen to negros. Lmao!!!

Where we gonna go, back to slavery. They ain't a decade where we get love.

Back to the second reason, he's crazy.

But that still makes for great entertainment.

I thought of Donnie Darko as more of a Alice in Wonderland adult version, queen not included.

So, years later, someone with the bright idea decided to do a sequel... S. Darko

I'm not gonna lie, when I heard, I was geeked up.

But after seeing it, all I can say is the soundtrack was banging.

My mother always said, if you ain't got nothing nice to say, don't speak or even give a little side eye.

I'll be following those directions.

I Dream in Color

Yeah...Hostel II....uhm, yeah... what a muthafu*kin' waste of my precious time.

Like I've previously mentioned, I'll watch just about anything. But dammit, this $hit was not worth watching.

Eli Roth owes me $9.99 and he also owes me 95 mins of my time. That could have been 95 mins put into something like sleeping, eating, I don't know...a shower.

If you haven't noticed, I like the bare essentials in life.

Hostel II wasn't even as disturbing as the first installment.

What kind of crock is that???

After watching the horse$hit of a movie I bit the bullet and choose to watch the DVD features. Behind the Scenes... and the Making Of...

Eli's dumba$$ is talking about how he wants to take Hostel II to the next level and outdo what he did on Hostel I. Yup, you really outdid yourself this time.

***insert side eye***

With movies, you win some, you lose some. And I definitely lost some.