Murked???

Urban Dictionary, a reliable source, defines "murked" as the following.

"Someone who was killed in a vicious manner.

Man that guy that lived around the corner from me got murked last night buy some dude with a sledge hammer, his head cracked open."

So what makes me want to murk someone????

Just about anything that pisses me off!!!!

Lest, I remind you that I enjoy foolishness... but at other peoples expense.

Chewing out loud.

I swear at times my hearing is frequenced so finely, that I can hear an ant crossing the street.

If I can hear that far, I can definitely hear you chomping at that apple that is damn near finished and you think there still some to chew.

Taking phone calls during me-and-you time.

One may think, aww Miss X gets no love, her boos making and taking calls during me- and-you time.

On the contrary. I'm referring to friends who think that 'ish is kosher to ask me, being the optimal word, out to chill but wind up having a convo via cellular texting.

I'm no Diddy, and neither are you, and I'm pretty sure your a$$ ain't got a business to take of and a career to ruin.

If you're in my "fave five", you live a low key life as I do.

Label Whoring

I realize that we still have the bourgeois mentality.

The haves and have nots.

But, I'm a fake a$$ Birkin bag carrying citizen.

While you enjoy the finer things in life and like to brag about what and who you are wearing, I'm creating game plans on how to run a successful business with little to no means and make my first million, come 25.

Don't get me wrong. I have a Bulova watch, Frye boots and Gucci bags that are vintage circa 1975, but I'm never gonna sit in a conversation about Stalin and drop names like I'm still on Line repeating the founding Ladies of AKA!!!

Murking is a lifestyle, not a trend.

Speaking While Intoxicated

Place:

Vintage

Time:

12:01am...or sometime like that

What occurred:

I was plastered off my a$$ and decided to whip up a conversation with a random dude who looked like he was sleeping in the club.

"Sleepy Eyes" as I dubbed him.

I think we spoke about his profession in radiology and I spoke about leaving grad school.

We exchanged numbers.

I just checked my voice mail.

I can't anymore with my drunken evenings of straight debauchery.

I just can't...SMDH!!!!

He sounds like Winnie the Poo, how the hell did I not notice this when we spoke on Sunday night!!!!

Imposters

You ever look back on things while in the present and say, "that's interesting?"

That's me right now.

I'm slightly sour, but glad that I'm not in that circle.

Why you ask?

Two reasons:

1. That was never my life style to begin with.

2. It was never my reality that I wanted to obtain.

I figure, live and let live.

To each is their own.

I'm neither salted or insulted.

I don't have time to feel for something that was never felt for in the first place....

F is for Foolish

SMH!!!

SMDH!!!!

I'll let the video do the talking....

Swoon Worthy

"I'm the bootleg queen....I'll give it to you for free 99"
-Kanye West

Yup, I'll admit, I'm too lazy and too cheap to purchase an 11 dollar ticket to the theater, so I catch my movie else where.

Top notch secret location....

LMAO!!!

But for real, I just caught Star Trek.

Jesus take the Wheel, Chris Pine is a looker!!!!

Movie was on point and well delivered, but my eyes were feeling up on Captain Kirk.

Spock can get it too.

You know I got a thing for brainiacs.

I Pity the Fool...

Randomosity....

I was going through some old photos and noticed that I smile in every single one.

I have that ill kool-aid smile minus the red juice mustache.

So I took a pic without teeth.

I'm not sure if I like it...I look irked.

Call It A Comeback

Yesterday I arrived home.

Greeted my mother & checked the mail.

Sorted through the junk and saw something suspect addressed to her.

I read the letter that reads similar to this (not the exact letter, but damn close):

DEAR MADAM,

CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL

HAVING CONSULTED WITH MY COLLEAGUES AND BASED ON THE INFORMATION GATHERED FROM THE NIGERIAN CHAMBERS OF COMMERCE AND INDUSTRY, I HAVE THE PRIVILEGE TO REQUEST FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO TRANSFER THE SUM OF $47,500,000.00 (FORTY SEVEN MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) INTO YOUR ACCOUNTS. THE ABOVE SUM RESULTED FROM AN OVER-INVOICED CONTRACT, EXECUTED COMMISSIONED AND PAID FOR ABOUT FIVE YEARS (5) AGO BY A FOREIGN CONTRACTOR. THIS ACTION WAS HOWEVER INTENTIONAL AND SINCE THEN THE FUND HAS BEEN IN A SUSPENSE ACCOUNT AT THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA APEX BANK.

WE ARE NOW READY TO TRANSFER THE FUND OVERSEAS AND THAT IS WHERE YOU COME IN. IT IS IMPORTANT TO INFORM YOU THAT AS CIVIL SERVANTS, WE ARE FORBIDDEN TO OPERATE A FOREIGN ACCOUNT; THAT IS WHY WE REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE. THE TOTAL SUM WILL BE SHARED AS FOLLOWS: 70% FOR US, 25% FOR YOU AND 5% FOR LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL EXPENSES INCIDENT TO THE TRANSFER.

THE TRANSFER IS RISK FREE ON BOTH SIDES. I AM AN ACCOUNTANT WITH THE NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION (NNPC). IF YOU FIND THIS PROPOSAL ACCEPTABLE, WE SHALL REQUIRE THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENTS:

(A) YOUR BANKER'S NAME, TELEPHONE, ACCOUNT AND FAX NUMBERS.

(B) YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS -- FOR CONFIDENTIALITY AND EASY COMMUNICATION.

(C) YOUR LETTER-HEADED PAPER STAMPED AND SIGNED.

ALTERNATIVELY WE WILL FURNISH YOU WITH THE TEXT OF WHAT TO TYPE INTO YOUR LETTER-HEADED PAPER, ALONG WITH A BREAKDOWN EXPLAINING, COMPREHENSIVELY WHAT WE REQUIRE OF YOU. THE BUSINESS WILL TAKE US THIRTY (30) WORKING DAYS TO ACCOMPLISH.

PLEASE REPLY URGENTLY.

BEST REGARDS

All I could do at this point was laugh to myself, because not only did the envelope contain such a bogus letter, it had a check included that was pure comedy.

Even if someone in my family was stupid enough to fall for this nonsense, the bank or Western Union would laugh his or her a$$ right out of the place.

I'm usually annoyed when they email this nonsense and it goes straight to junk mail, but when your home address is sold off to the biggest bidder, that $hit becomes infuriating.

WTF, I mean what if my mother or father were not the brightest bulb in the bunch, or even worse if they were sooo elderly they thought this ish was for real.

I feel an ill invasion of privacy.

Not even my closest friends know my exact home address, that shows you the amount of privacy I like.

I almost hit the ceiling when I saw that $hit.

These Nigerian scams, 411 scams, Russian scams, have to seize. This 'ish is just ridiculous.

Fool Me Once, Shame On You, Fool Me Twice, Nicca I'm Dumb

I know it's pathetic,

I own a blog but yet I complain about broadcasting personal business by means of internet.

I'm such a hypocrite. Or am I???

The issue that consumes me is constant mentioning of people who claim they have haters via internet, but choose to blog or facebook or twitter each and every movement they make.

Johnny is watching OZ at my girls house.

Okay, that's all fine and dandy, but say you got a situation,
***insert side eye***, and your side piece just peeped your facebook profile.

Your a$$ has been caught because you put your location to the Batcave out there for all to see, including the girl who's probably outside your girlfriends house right now with a switch blade in her knock-off Vuitton, getting ready for a good shanking.

Here's another example for you hard headed folks.

Laura is up in VIP with the girls.

Okay, you partying and bull$hitting, but I could have sworn you just told your dude that you were staying in with your moms because she wasn't feeling well.

Your nicca, will march his ass up to the club...matter of fact, that nicca will call his ex up and have some making up to do 3 to 4 times that night while you're shaking and grinding your drunk a$$.

The moral;

stop giving personal locations via internet to any fool that wishes to catch your ass and intercept you.

Don't complain when people you're frenemies with show up to the same location, and are coincidentally partying with your ex-boyfriend.

Don't complain that people are keeping tabs on you or that you have stalkers/haters via facebook that constantly check your profile.

Your dumbass nature got you here in the first place. It's only human to inquire about other people, it's just that you're foolish enough to leave a trail so you can be followed (i.e. Followers).

Privacy settings can only take you so far on these sites.

So wise up to the fact that you are now a virtual target

To Do...

Checklist:

Drop out of Grad School...check

Cut off Locs...check

Nails did...check

Swagger on a million trillion...check

Business up and coming...check

MuteMouth™ Movement has arisen....

New Jawn

Dreads shall seize

Today....

Let me unveil my roots....

It's a new day a new dawn....

Feast your Eyes!!!!

I've recently been eating for two like my a$$ is preggers.

There's this sushi resturant that I frequent at least twice a day.

I'm a fatty for life. LMAO!!!

So I ordered the Crazy Maki (shrimp tempura, cucumber, avocado, spicy mayonnaise, tobiko )for the past two days straight and had no desires to change it up.

People, I must inform you, when I eat things, my taste palette is odd. I'll only f-ck with sweet and sour combos. Strange, I know.

But, I've digressed, sort of.

I asked the owner if they had any dessert to go along with the fabulous sushi.

She offered me Mochi.

It's a sticky rice dumpling with ice cream filling.

All I can say is OMG!

I typically don't do ice cream, but God all mighty I could eat this every day in the summer.

Mango flavor is what's up.

Melody

Having a $hitelicious day???

Here's the ultimate playlist to turn your frown upside down. Some video's included!!!

Chester French "So Tall"
The Clipse "Trill"
Kanye West "Glory"
Asher Roth "La Di Da"

Bloc Party "Banquet"



Janet "Got 'Till it's Gone"



Common "BE"

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Feist "Man my Moon"



Saul Williams "List of Demands"

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Get at me!!!!

Pot of Gold....

Gold dig or not to gold dig...that's the question.

My girl upset, understandably so, bc some Negro decided to say she resembles the girl that The Dream sung about in his song Fancy.

SMH!!!

So ladies and gentlemen, I pose the question,

Why are women considered gold diggers if they enjoy the finer things in life, even when they foot the bill out of their own pocket?

To me, that just means she's a boss with an expensive taste.

Speak on it...

When White Folks Go Wrong....

Movie #2

Few horror movies ever get me shook. They're usually comical at best.

The Last House on the Left was not funny one bit.

It had me on the edge of my seat hoping that all bad deeds not go unnoticed.

The Last House.. is a remake from the original in the 70's. As a matter of fact, I believe it was Wes Craven's first film.

So damn sentimental...

Anywho,

A family is vacationing at their usual summer spot in the woods.

And in case you didn't realize, they're white.

Let me find out that Blacks go to some cabin in the woods without protection. I had my glock watching this movie. SMH!!!

When you have an equation that includes a dumb broad + white teenagers smoking trees + a physician who knows how to kill you in more ways than one, only one will happen...

Somebody's gonna die and not peacefully.

I'll leave it at that.

Yeah, how about them Sequels...Yikes

Movie #3

I'm a fan of Donnie Darko. I thought that movie was executed wonderfully.

For those who may not know what Donnie Darko is about, let me put you on.

Donnie Darko tells the story of a boy who time travels to events that happen due to two reasons....

He's white, and you and I both now that $hit don't happen to negros. Lmao!!!

Where we gonna go, back to slavery. They ain't a decade where we get love.

Back to the second reason, he's crazy.

But that still makes for great entertainment.

I thought of Donnie Darko as more of a Alice in Wonderland adult version, queen not included.

So, years later, someone with the bright idea decided to do a sequel... S. Darko

I'm not gonna lie, when I heard, I was geeked up.

But after seeing it, all I can say is the soundtrack was banging.

My mother always said, if you ain't got nothing nice to say, don't speak or even give a little side eye.

I'll be following those directions.

Smell Ya Later...

Movie #1

Perfume

I've wanted to see this movie since 2006 when it was in theaters and I'm not sure if I was just to lazy to go see it or purchase it now that it's on DVD, or I truly was not ready to sit through a period piece.

Whatever the case, the film tells the tale of Jean-Baptiste Grenouille, who has an uncanny gift to identify any smell within miles.

He's loner and seemly so with a gift like his.

His nose eventually catches a scent that he can neither shake nor ignore.

The scent of a woman....

Now, I don't want to give you the play by play of how he comes to be a perfume connoisseur unlike any other, but lets just say it's deadly.

Haven't Shed a Tear Yet...

Sitting here laughing to myself, because all is good in Miss X's world as of now.

I couldn't be happier with where I am in my life at this very moment.

When I told y'all that all I ask for are just the basics, I truly meant it.

Love, laughter, and happiness.

Sound of Music

Def have a case of the "Mondays".

So for your enjoyment as well as mine, here are a few of my favorite things.

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Mastermind...

I don't usually post on fashion.

But...

Is it me or are stylist playing more of an intricate role in a celebrities life.

Take this picture of Rihanna,




She's killing us softly with her fashion, yet I wonder, is it Ri Ri or the woman/man behind the scenes playing dress up on Barbie?

Just a thought...

Is fashion just a bit trite if you have to put excess effort in constantly trying to exceed your effort the day before last?

Or,

Is it just a world of mass manipulation?

I believe the latter.

School's Out for Eva...

OK, you ready...

I'm leaving grad school.

Hold your ooooohhhhhsss and awwwwwws.

It's a move I've been on the fence about for sometime and the one person's opinion that honestly matters to me said,

"Miss X, if you're not happy, leave."

And that couldn't be more true than right now in my life.

At this point and time in I'm not in any mood to be bound by classwork.

I applaud those who seek out higher education post undergraduate.

But it's just not for me.

So, you may be wondering what the hell will I do?

Don't worry folks.

I have a full-time job, a part-time job, and possibly seeking another part-timer to pay for those miserable loans that I've racked up along the years.

People are wondering, how will you have a life if all you do is work?

Welcome to the real world folks. That's all we do.

And plus, I have some tricks underneath my sleeve.

I intend on taking over the world. lol!!! No I really do.

MuteMouth ™ has arisen....

Decisions, decisions....

Big News Y'all!!!!!

I've finally come to a decision about something in my life, and now that I've decided to move on, I feel that I'll be able to pursue other ventures that come knocking my way.

My main focus is fulfilling my dreams and being the happiest that I can possibly be.

I will keep y'all posted!!!!

I really sound country with all that y'all an $hit.

Oh as for the movie review, I'm still watching some movies, so I'll hit ya with those later.