I'm sitting here minding my own business "working", listening to my Ipod.
Chester French's mixtape is playing and their, "Ciroc Star" feat Diddy and Jadakiss comes on.
**Insert Side Eye with a dash of conjunctivitis**
Chester French is bomb. Their mixtape is genius and their album is on some next level 'ish.
I partly sweat them bc they were breed in the heart of beantown.
"Beantown We Go Hard...."
I'm slightly appalled by two things that caught me off guard.
Diddy needs to just stick to his clothing line. That nicca can't rap, and even when he wrote his best mediocre lines that was in the the real Bad Boy Music era.
Lawd only knows you ain't no certified gangsta.
If you do one more shameless plug for your L, Ciroc, I'm gonna have to murk you.
Look kiddies, I used the word of the week in a sentence.
So, after having to subject my ears to such nonsense, I got myself thinking about Diddy and why I have a deep seated hatred for that nicca.
Yeah I said it. I'm not a fan.
For all those who may be one iota offended about what I'm about to drop on this Fecal matter named Diddy, stop while your ahead and check out some other post of mine.
First I would like to start by saying I hate you. Let's not confuse it with love. I know you methodically thought to yourself that this heffa is hating cause she ain't making guap like I am. You're right a$$hole. That's the reason I do hate you. Because you are making money. Making money off the slave trade you own, named Bad Boy.
Jesus spoke to me last night after Judas tried to trade me his gold coins for my SAAB and said there's a special place in hell for you right next to Bernard Madoff and his money grubbing ways.
You're what I call a Jack of All Trades, but a master of none.
You rape and pillage young aspiring models turned whores for your benefit.
You conquer, defeat and divide groups so they hate themselves.
You manage to mock the Black community more than VH1 has in the past three years.
Well Diddy, looks like you're the first Black owner of slaves post 18th century.
You deserve a cookie, better yet a cookie laced with rat poison.