Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Speaking While Intoxicated




12:01am...or sometime like that

What occurred:

I was plastered off my a$$ and decided to whip up a conversation with a random dude who looked like he was sleeping in the club.

"Sleepy Eyes" as I dubbed him.

I think we spoke about his profession in radiology and I spoke about leaving grad school.

We exchanged numbers.

I just checked my voice mail.

I can't anymore with my drunken evenings of straight debauchery.

I just can't...SMDH!!!!

He sounds like Winnie the Poo, how the hell did I not notice this when we spoke on Sunday night!!!!

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